(WE ARE) THE REDNECK CREW
Once at this honkey-tonk salsa club
15 shots, Karkass fucked shit up
the resident’s brain pieces hit the ground
while he started to play some Rotten Sound
Blöodfarmer became the bloodtender
and the crew could start the free bender
Earl scalped a salsa dancer than raped to death
‘cos he recognised cider smell on her breath
We are the motherfuckin’ Redneck Crew
and we will brutally violate you
cos all the puffs, the cunts and the fags knee down
when the Redneck Crew is comin’ to town!
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
Berzerker proclaimed an audition
for a play of bloodthirsty inquisiton
so Möse Lee sharpened a pikestaff for their anus
to punish this whole dipshit salsa gayness
Der Fürah blasted out a holocaust ordain
The corpses’ ash were Hellstöner’s cocain
Than we all had a fancy dinner of fresh gore and brain
Thats how the Redneck Crew shall ever reign
THE GOREPHABETH
Autopsy, butchery, carcass, dismember,
exhume, forensic, gastric, hatchet,
infection, jigsaw, kataplexia, löbötömy,
morgue, necrophilia, organs, putrid.
Gore!
Gore!
Fuck gore!
Gore!
Quackle, rotten, splattered, torture,
undying, vile, wound, xenophilia, yaws,
ZOMBIE!
ANIMAL LIBERATION/HUMAN CASTRATION
Years ago i was an ordinary farmer
But I started to respect my friends out there
I chose to save the lives of my precious pigs
And eat instead of them the human pricks
The human body contains everything you can wish
For a huge pile of toothsome dish
You can save some cheese from the dick
And theres nothing better than the mother’s milk
I can’t kill no little pet
I rather smash your fucking head
Eat you, crude and without bread
One problem less, one person dead.
I can’t kill no little pet
I rather smash your fucking head
Eat you, crude and without bread
Another goddamn fuckin’ cunt is fuckin’ dead!!!
There was a party at the neighbour
I couldn’t do anything with my hunger
Next day the police wanted a body count
But there were five legs, two heads, a bloody cunt
The rest is in my stomach fried and roast
That’s why the case is still unclosed
REDNECK WHORE BLUES
In our village on the countryside
There’s a pussy witch isn’t tight
This bitch is working every night
She always does a lot of ride
„Son, if you feel hankerin’ for this fine piece of ass, just remember, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if you won’t end up in pieces for the BBQ this afternoon!”
All the cowboys pump her hole
After that she kills them all
We don’t need this evil whore
‘Cos we got beers and rock’n’roll
She likes to swim in redneck blood
And her favorite food is cowboy gut
She’s a twisted freak with amazing butt
But that is all what this bitch is got
„Well, she might be hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch but you better skeddadle poop or get off the pot and have some fine moonshine with us!”
All the cowboys pump her hole
After that she kills them all
We don’t need this evil whore
‘Cos we got beers and rock’n’roll
Drinkin’ and rockin’ is not a guilt
Now we’re the last men who still live
So we have to seed the whole country field
And harvest our lovely chicken’s feed.
ROCK AND RÖLL SACRIFICE
Sacrifice for redneck God
Sacrifice some urban blood
Sacrifice for all the alcohol
I’ll sacrifice for Rock & Roll!
Sacrifice for april wheat
Sacrifice for roasted meat
Sacrifice for big ass whore
I’ll sacrifice for Rock & Roll!
Butch all sheeps for rock and roll Gods
Make me smile and swimming in their guts
So let the harvest party begin here
Lick my balls and drink some beer
ROCK AND ROLL SACRIFICE
the unholy cunt’s gonna pay the price
ROCK AND ROLL SACRIFICE
bow down for the cult, take my advice
Sacrifice for dunged earth
Sacrifice for butchery at birth
Sacrifice for toxic gore
I’ll sacrifice for Rock & Roll!
Sacrifice for your caterpillar
Sacrifice all pussies in the cellar
Sacrifice some faithless more
I’ll sacrifice for Rock & Roll!
Butch all sheeps for rock and roll Gods
Make me smile and swimming in their guts
So let the harvest party begin here
Lick my balls and drink some beer
SCHIZOPHRENIC OFFICE ROCKER (Based On True Events)
YEAH!
Another day in the fuckin office
No rock, no gore, i’m a busy clerk
A smusher fuck me up, i can’t stand this
I want to cannibalize this fuckin jerk
chorus:
I want a party, I want more
I want to drink a lot of alcohol
Wallowin’ on the fuckin floor
And I want the loudest redneck rock’n’roll
DIE!
Came an abject cock and his ugly slag
In mentally i cut off his mucky dick
Stick it up to the ass of the floozy drag
And puke to the opened throat of the chick
I take a look around, everything’s red
A lot of bloodspots on the wall
I’m holding a filthy, shitty, ripped-off head
And I realise very gaily that I did it all
THE HAUNTED TALE OF THE GOATMAN TWINS
They were born on a freezing winter night
misbegotten bastards freaks of fright
of the inbred lust of two queer creatures
Mrs. Goodman, a deranged ethic-teacher
and Otis Lee, her masculine beloved goat
aside his forage he got deep-throat
The boys just slay and fuck over 20 years
and collect cutout clit souvenirs
chorus:
The Goatman twins are extremly sick
If you see them start running quick
If they’ll catch you, you are fucked
you will end up in the duckt!
Tortured, deflowerd and fuckin dead
a penetrated throat, decapitated head
your cunt will be a squalid wound
and your g-spot never will be found
Cletus has a mannish frame with a goats head
He’s fond of cute blond teens to shred
Bubba looks like Bon Jovi on ibex limbs
his pets are their young dismembered victims
They are mighty fans of the female sex
as long as the heads are apart from the necks
If you’re a foxy babe in Cletus’s captivity
you’ll meet scores of painful proclivity
Bubba don’t waste time so it’s just a flick
and your throat get screwd by a goat dick
GIVE ME!
GIVE ME beers tonight
GIVE ME a slut, alright?
GIVE ME a bloody clit
Or eat your motherfuckin’ shit!
chorus:
When the shit comes to your face
That will be the holy grace
GIVE ME acid gore
GIVE ME pussies more
GIVE ME nuclear trash
Or I’ll rip your motherfuckin’ flesh!
GIVE ME another shot
GIVE ME all you’ve got
GIVE ME more rock’n’roll
Or sink in my shit you pathetic whore!
AND I WILL TEAR YOUR FUCKIN’ SOUL!
